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gq: Quid Pro Fellatio: Kelly Oxford On Marriage and Sex Bartering In the beginning, every serious romantic entanglement is an electric, superconducting, steamy, fleshy hump festival. New sex partner = new sex, and new sex = lots of sex. That’s sex math. You’re in the kitchen making pasta sauce—bam!—you’re having sex on the floor. You’re parking the car in the garage—bam—you’re having sex in the car. But inevitably, invariably, it wears off. Soon all your conversations, once so filled with erotic promise, are about bills and barfy kids and how that swollen knee makes your leg look like Jackie Gleason’s. Then, one night, she’s sitting next to you on the couch, perfecting her mock-Piers Morgan accent, when she stops and says, “Man, I really want a Slurpee.” Meaning, of course: “Will you go get me a Slurpee?” But by now you’re way past the white-knight stage of the relationship, so you don’t budge. And then it occurs to her. “Will you get me a Slurpee if I give you a blow job?” Longlonglongtime GQ favorite and Canadian blogtrix par excellence Kelly Oxford wrote her first piece for our print edition this month: a very funny, very frisky essay about how to boost your sex life with your cohabitant by swapping chores for tricks.

gq:

Quid Pro Fellatio:
Kelly Oxford On Marriage and Sex Bartering

In the beginning, every serious romantic entanglement is an electric, superconducting, steamy, fleshy hump festival. New sex partner = new sex, and new sex = lots of sex. That’s sex math. You’re in the kitchen making pasta sauce—bam!—you’re having sex on the floor. You’re parking the car in the garage—bam—you’re having sex in the car. But inevitably, invariably, it wears off. Soon all your conversations, once so filled with erotic promise, are about bills and barfy kids and how that swollen knee makes your leg look like Jackie Gleason’s.

Then, one night, she’s sitting next to you on the couch, perfecting her mock-Piers Morgan accent, when she stops and says, “Man, I really want a Slurpee.” Meaning, of course: “Will you go get me a Slurpee?” But by now you’re way past the white-knight stage of the relationship, so you don’t budge. And then it occurs to her.

“Will you get me a Slurpee if I give you a blow job?”

Longlonglongtime GQ favorite and Canadian blogtrix par excellence Kelly Oxford wrote her first piece for our print edition this month: a very funny, very frisky essay about how to boost your sex life with your cohabitant by swapping chores for tricks.

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fuckyeah1990s:

The Beets - Killer Tofu (Levitating Elephants Dubstep remix)

This is on my 90s mixtape if you enjoy this.

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had to do it. #idoit